Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
(Source : sadburbia, via d0nn0)
this show has 7 emmys
(Source : jardsale, via trait)
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
- it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)
(Source : xxxl0veleenxxx, via something-strange-and-unusual)
when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful
(Source : jerkofficial, via pizza)
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
(Source : naotarou, via perks-of-being-chinese)